By Jonny Blair
Travelling around and becoming a nomad often means changing countries more often than your underwear. This can often lead to the usual frolics - sex on trains, nookie on street corners and trying to sleep in a hostel bunk knowing the Peruvian couple sleeping above you are doing it doggy style. Without going into too many details or mentioning names, here's a few guaranteed easy ways to get laid and have a bit of sex when you travel! (By the way I'm writing this from a male perspective since I'm male, hope some of these ways work for the ladies too!). Good luck and always carry condoms and stay safe!
1. Sleep in a mixed dormitory
Mixed dorms are the best place to sleep for meeting girls. Shy girls will stay in all female dorms so you'll be able to interact a lot easier - take them out on the town to sightsee and drink. You'll be sleeping in the same room as them that night, maybe you might get lucky and make it the same bed ;-)
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Have a beer in a local bar.
Bars and clubs are a good place to meet sex partners - they might be up for one night stands and local girls will be curious about foreigners especially if you stand out. Get them a drink and get down to business.
Advice - Chat away to girls in bars but beware of 'working girls', don't buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don't reveal too many personal details to someone you've just met.
4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!
Going on group tours is a great way to meet people. Doing the Inca Trail here in PERU!
Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you'll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!
What's my advice - do some tours, meet fellow travellers, have a drink with them and sleep with them.
5. Red Light Areas!!
In the case of "curiosity killed the cat" there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, but I've met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple - find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price.
Advice - BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL - and probably best to visit these types of areas in a group. Probably best not to take any credit cards as well. Wearing a condom is a MUST.
6. Go Partying!
Sign up for pub crawls, nights out, visit bars and clubs and have a great time. You might even get lucky by the end of the night.
What's my advice - party by all means but also take care of your liver.
7. Stop being fussy!
If you really want to have sex when you travel you have to become more open and wordly. You might be a Protestant and find yourself with a Catholic. You might hate girls with dyed pink hair and then fall in love with one. You're on your travels and you will meet so many amazing people, stop being picky or choosy over who you chat with, go out with, drink with and fu*k! You'll see the sexual acts that other nationalities have to offer.
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Walk around naked! This could well not be a decent tip, but at least you'll get a laugh and a bit of attention from the others. I've actually done this myself a few times alone and with others, and seen a few others do it. Why be ashamed of your body! Show the girls your assets.
Advice - Don't be shy. Guys - Get your willy out! Girls - Show off your boobies!
What's my advice - be free - strip off in hostels for the other sex!
9. Screw your travel mate!
10. Travel with your partner.
This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn't bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You're in love and that's all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!
Advice - Don't stop loving!
If you travel with the love of your life this has to be the best way to get sex when you travel! Love's the greatest thing we have!
What's my advice - care for her, love her and travel with her
1. Sleep in a mixed dormitory
Mixed dorms are the best place to sleep for meeting girls. Shy girls will stay in all female dorms so you'll be able to interact a lot easier - take them out on the town to sightsee and drink. You'll be sleeping in the same room as them that night, maybe you might get lucky and make it the same bed ;-)
Advice - buy her a few drinks, carry condoms and don't waken the others!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
Advice - Do it in the staff room out the back. She has the keys, and you won't disturb anyone. But check she's not also fuck1ng the owner first!
3. Have a beer in a local bar.
Bars and clubs are a good place to meet sex partners - they might be up for one night stands and local girls will be curious about foreigners especially if you stand out. Get them a drink and get down to business.
Advice - Chat away to girls in bars but beware of 'working girls', don't buy girls drinks unless you can trust them, don't reveal too many personal details to someone you've just met.
4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!
Going on group tours is a great way to meet people. Doing the Inca Trail here in PERU!
Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you'll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!
What's my advice - do some tours, meet fellow travellers, have a drink with them and sleep with them.
5. Red Light Areas!!
In the case of "curiosity killed the cat" there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, but I've met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple - find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price.
Advice - BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL - and probably best to visit these types of areas in a group. Probably best not to take any credit cards as well. Wearing a condom is a MUST.
6. Go Partying!
Sign up for pub crawls, nights out, visit bars and clubs and have a great time. You might even get lucky by the end of the night.
What's my advice - party by all means but also take care of your liver.
7. Stop being fussy!
If you really want to have sex when you travel you have to become more open and wordly. You might be a Protestant and find yourself with a Catholic. You might hate girls with dyed pink hair and then fall in love with one. You're on your travels and you will meet so many amazing people, stop being picky or choosy over who you chat with, go out with, drink with and fu*k! You'll see the sexual acts that other nationalities have to offer.
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Walk around naked! This could well not be a decent tip, but at least you'll get a laugh and a bit of attention from the others. I've actually done this myself a few times alone and with others, and seen a few others do it. Why be ashamed of your body! Show the girls your assets.
Advice - Don't be shy. Guys - Get your willy out! Girls - Show off your boobies!
What's my advice - be free - strip off in hostels for the other sex!
9. Screw your travel mate!
10. Travel with your partner.
This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn't bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You're in love and that's all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!
Advice - Don't stop loving!
If you travel with the love of your life this has to be the best way to get sex when you travel! Love's the greatest thing we have!
What's my advice - care for her, love her and travel with her
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